Scoopologist

A professional Ice Cream scooper. They have acquired a masters of scoopology from the only college offering it in the world, The School of Scoopy Doos Ice Cream and More.

Did you hear that they are all Scoopologists??
No Way!! Give me some ice cream!

by Byron Masters May 18, 2011

Scutologist

Scutologist – the elite category of privileged wise, young men who have dedicated immense amounts of time to eradicating Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoes by studying, hypothesizing, and theorizing, about the origins, symptoms, and solutions to this ever growing epidemic. Yes we are professionals! Official members of the C.W.A.S.I!

I recieved a Scutta awareness flyer today from a scutologist.

by Scutologist July 2, 2006

scrubologist

1) Creator and maker of Exfoliates and/or Scrubs

"Oh that Scrubologist guy made them gosh darn sugar scrubs eh?"
"Oh Really now?"
"Oh ya dontcha know they're usually expensive but this pal over here sells them for like cheap eh"
"Oh wow, what is this friendly persons name eh?"
"I am not sure but I know he owns that JD Exfoliates place there"

by Exfoli8 March 4, 2015

Snotologist

Someone who studies snotology which is the study of mucus

My best friend is a snotologist.
I’m the best snotologist.

by doing this for fun April 28, 2024