scrotismal

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.

Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.

by brentmcd April 29, 2011

Scooting

When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)

Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"

by Douglas Bubbletrousers September 26, 2008

scrotiny

When someone stares really hard at your nutsack.

The prostitute had an extremely thorough screening process; she subjected me to intense scrotiny before allowing me to teabag her.

by JacksoffPollock April 11, 2014

Scroticular

of or pertaining to the scrotum

When Bill sat on his nuts, he pinched a scroticular nerve

by Ryan O'Beirne July 25, 2003

Scrobin

A slightly derogatory name for a male persona. Formed by combining the term "scro" and "jobin" into a single magnificent word. Originally invented on the campus of the University of Wisconsin - Madison.

Person 1: That guy is acting like a prick: hitting on girls that don't want to be hit on, being obnoxious, being generally unpleasant, etc.

Person 2: Ahhh. Wadda scrobin!

by Shuperstar March 30, 2011

scrotund

an adjective describing a large, plump sack of testicles.

Derived from scrotum, from the Latin "scrotum", and rotund, from the Latin "rotundus".

His scrotund sack of man-jewels was impressive, to say the least.

by Scrotey McNutt March 4, 2010

Scrotii

The Latin slang term first used under the reign of emperor Augustus and originated in the Lombardian Alps. Directly translated to multiple scrotums, Scrotii was mainly used to describe the neck scarves that the soldiers used to wear made of their dead foes scrotums. The soldiers used to wear these to keep their necks protected by the thick layer of skin and to help keep them warm through their mountainous treks.
Verified by Mr Stivens

My scrotii is covered in sweat
Use their scrotums to add too the thickness of your scrotii
I gifted my scrotii to your mother
The contents of my scrotii have gone rancid

by Women Moment May 4, 2021