bitcheneezer scrooge

A fat-ass bitch who ruins your holiday by ratting you out to your boss for being late on Christmas.

That fat-ass bitch on the ninth floor almost got me fired. On the bright side, bitcheneezer scrooge opened two of the three ski lifts on her butt last weekend.

by Jean Shepherd K2ORS SK December 23, 2009

Scrooge McDuck Paper

Money. Dollar Bills. Scratch, Skrilla, Moolah, Dough, Paper, Ducats, Cheese, Green, Dead Presidents, Greenbacks, Yaper, Cashish, Spinach, Jacksons, Grants, Benjamins...You get the idea.

Maaan, I would hit the titty joint with you guys, but I already spent that fat wad of Scrooge McDuck Paper.

by D-Bruch November 6, 2006

Scrooge McDuckin' It

verb) to jump in, and swim through, an accumulation of a group of similar personal effects in the fashion of fictional millionaire duck, Scrooge McDuck. i.e.) money, legos, comic books, action figures, french fries, etc.

"Man, I was so hungry last night that once that pizza showed up I Scrooge McDucked it right in!"

"I was so pussy crazy last night that I was Scrooge McDuckin' it in that hoe!"

by hotnnasty August 24, 2011

Scrooge Splooge

A Scrooge Splooge entails the participant to reenact the scene from 'A Christmas Carol' in which Ebenezer Scrooge hangs out a window from his house to call down to a boy passing underneath; instead of asking the boy to buy a turkey, you drop a hot nut right in the middle of the cunts face.

Instead of buying my son presents this year, I'm going to give him my very own Scrooge Splooge on Christmas morn, when he's shovelling the snow off the driveway.

by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser March 1, 2017

scrooge

a miserable person. a person who is unwilling to give. stingy person.

he's such a scrooge

by eH? March 17, 2003

Scrooge Mcfuck

Scrooge Mcfuck is a sex act in which you get a large sum of cash and have intense, vigorous sex on top of it. It is usually used for people who have a money fetish or a fetish for people with a lot of money.

Rich Guy: What do you ant to do tonight sweetie?
Gold Digger: Let's open up your safe and Scrooge Mcfuck until we have a stroke!
Rich Guy: Fuck Yeah!

by That good punani August 11, 2017

uncle scrooge

V. To swim in a large pile of gold coins.

After I won the lottery I just had to uncle scrooge in my vault.

by robert freedman June 11, 2006