Someone who indefinitely scrolls social feeds at no benefit of themselves or others.
Serial Scrollers typically enjoy scrolling late at night, or while in a depressive or zombie-like state.
Serial Scrollers typically enjoy scrolling late at night, or while in a depressive or zombie-like state.
Jeez, Rick. That persons been on their phone for hours!
Rick: *burp*.... that's because the depths of their depression have catapulted them into a revolving need of constant social gratification. They're a Serial Scroller, Morty!
Rick: *burp*.... that's because the depths of their depression have catapulted them into a revolving need of constant social gratification. They're a Serial Scroller, Morty!
by Johnn.H January 19, 2020
Blake: dude she just sent me a scroller about how much she loves me. And I'm like, bitch I thought we were friends!
Jake: sounds like you need to pull the plug
Jake: sounds like you need to pull the plug
by Swankysteve October 16, 2013
An article or blog, read on the computer, that is so fast moving, interesting or captivating that the reader is anticipating the what the next screen, by scrolling down, will hold. Similar to a 'page-turner' that a good novel is referred to.
"Justin's new blog on his movie review website was phenomenal, a real screen-scroller. I couldn't take my eyes off of the monitor."
"Did you see the latest rant on Justin's blog? It was a real screen-scroller because I couldn't wait to read what he was going to attack next."
"Did you see the latest rant on Justin's blog? It was a real screen-scroller because I couldn't wait to read what he was going to attack next."
by Coot77 October 26, 2011
Dude#1: Hey I was scrolling down my news feed for hours last night.
Dude#1: Man you're such a Zombie Scroller.
Dude#1: Man you're such a Zombie Scroller.
by Snell0007 November 20, 2015
The type of person that looks up their name in the urban dictionary to look at positive definitions to make them feel good about them self
by 16lhitt September 29, 2020
When you've been scrolling on your phone for so long that the toilet seat has made your legs go numb.
by Goat balls February 14, 2025
by The real Pablo Tescobar March 20, 2018