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Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!
by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007
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shmoingus zone

A phrase used to describe a feeling of complete mental release while smoking marijuana. To throw one's social cautions to the wind, and act in a state that represents the most primitive desires of the mind. Zany, crazy, Kooky. Out of control, and feeling good about it.

blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted
Man, Eduardo went crazy after he smoked that blunt.

Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!
by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006
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Hey, look at that Scrongus, haven't seen one of those in a while.
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The very definition of a chivalrous, selfless, heroic, and honorable man.

The type of man to jump in front of an armless, legless orphan to shield them from a hail of bullets.
person 1: "You know that guy in the movie The Thin Red Line who dies at the end? Real sploingus, always liked that character."

person 2: "Why are you telling me this in a wendy's bathroom, i've never even met you."
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Scrungus

An affectionate nonsense word referring to a happy domestic animal, most commonly a cat or dog
My cat is such a scrungus
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