Screwed On

Someone who is "all there" in a mental sense but not necessarily in a physical one.

Steven Hawking is totally screwed on man.

by Simon Batt January 12, 2005

screw

Euphemism for fuck. Anyway you use it.

Screw you.
You're screwed.
That's pretty screwy (fucked up).
Wanna screw?
I can't find a screw...
(... seriously. If you're looking for fucking screws, you're never gonna get laid. So you're desperately looking for a fuck. Cause nails work better... or I just desperately wanted this definition to work. I think screwed this definitions ratings)

by ~The Nameless One~ May 22, 2005

Screwing

1. The act of having sex with a partner

2. Messing around, or being foolish

1. Luke: I was screwing Jessica until she screamed with pleasure.

2. Boss: Quit screwing around and get to work!

by LetsTacoBoutSexBaby June 2, 2018

screws

a disrespectful slang term used by prisoners to describe prison officers.

The screws beat me up real good the other nite

by Shane Smith May 8, 2005

The Screw

Screw City, Screwston, Houston, Texas, named for the distinct Chopped n' Screwed style of hip hop that originated in the city.

You know niggaz don't play around in the Screw

Ain't too many punks down here in the Screw

by Fowlkon May 16, 2011

screwing

the art of using your dick to ram either a pussy, an asshole, or a watermelon.

I was rammin that fuckin pussy last night. Since she didn't lemme cum, i fucked my own ass and then a huge watermelon.

by steve-o June 6, 2003

Screw

It means you wanna fuck somebody right up

Come on baby I wanna screw you

by ~Milo~ December 13, 2019