double screening

To use multiple tech devices at once for the purposes of entertaining one's self.

Jessie was bored so she started double screening by watching "Friends" on her iPad while using Facebook on her phone at the same time.

by JustKiddingFool January 12, 2015

screening

is the act of seeing someone's name (someone is calling you) on your cellephone screen and deciding not to answer for whatever reason.

are you guys screening my calls? i tried to reach you a couple of times but nobody answered

by chagra April 28, 2015

Scenior

like a scene kid, only not a kid anymore. a person over the age of 21 who is still trying to stick with their former "scene kid" self or starting the trend later than the average age. usually looked upon by children, tweens, and teenagers as one of those old people who tries to be "hip" and "with it"

scene kid: omg look at that old chick trying to be us!
scene kid 2: what is she, like 25?
scene kid: yeah, she's a total scenior!

by crazyyninjabot July 27, 2010

second screening

The opening of a second screen for distraction and/or entertainment purposes (e.g. emails, Instagram, Facebook) while attending a video meeting on a separate screen via Zoom, FaceTime, etc.

During the Zoom staff meeting, Mollie second screened and caught up on her emails.

Daniel was obviously second screening during the meeting; he was tweeting at the same time.

by MikeInDC October 27, 2020

screwnicornhole

v. to strap a dildo to your head (like the horn of a unicorn) and to screw someone IN THE ASS (the cornhole)

Jim screwnicornholed Patsy up against the front door until she was screaming like a banshee.

After screwnicornholing Michael, Dawn had to wash the fudge and corn off of her headgear.

by masochistmonkeyjoe July 12, 2007

Screening

1) Its a term that means reading a message and choosing to ignore it or pretend you havent read it.
2) Seeing someone's caller ID on your phone "screen" and then you deliberately let it ring out.

3) A common form of underhanded cheering of video gamers to give them a tactical upper hand by spying / looking at another payers screen (most usually on split screen games) - is often also referd to as screen-spying.
It is mostly unforgivable on 1st person shooters #TC

I went on a date with a banging bird last night, but now shes screening me!

Bro!... Stop sreening me or I'll punch you in the nuts.

by Sygnette May 26, 2018

Dual screening

The art of watching TV whilst simultaneously surfing on a laptop.

Practiced by many at many different levels of expertise, but very few achieve true mastery of demanding sport. Great skill is needed to be both immersed in a TV show/film whilst also multi-tabbing Facebook, eBay and Youtube.

Considered a hobby by most enthusiasts, also known as DSAs (Dual Screen Artists). Like any hobby, specific times are set aside for Dual Screening, and can be practiced for long periods by veterans.

When in this state the DSA is unreachable by other humans, and will not respond to any attempts at communication or other worldly distractions.

Guy 1: Hey bro! Wanna hang tonight?
Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm dual screening tonight, I'm gonna watch Wedding Crashers again whilst skyping my cousin, writing an essay on the first world war and watching kitten videos!
Guy 1: ... Tosser.

Girl 1: Hey baby... I'm feeling randy. Can I come over??? ;)
Guy 1: Kk
Girl 1: Are you dual screening again?!?!
Guy 1: No
Girl 1: Ok well I'm coming ove-
Guy 1: OMG BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD ALL ALONG

Guy 2: Hey bro get off the fucking couch! Let's go on a pussy patrol!
Girl 1: Don't even bother. He's dual-screening... he'll be gone for at least another hour.

by Jazzalenko September 4, 2011