Going Screensaver

When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.

“Check it out, look at Joe. He’s going screensaver.”

by dooshbagg August 10, 2012

screenager

A teenager who spends the majority of his/her time in front of the computer, usually surfing the net.

Mom No. 1: "I can never get my screenagers to go play outside."
Mom No. 2: "You think that's bad? My screens are 20 pounds overweight and have damaged retinas thanks to all the time they spend on Second Life. Screenagers these days!"

by Raindogg July 27, 2008

screensaver

A piece of software, usually something lame that was installed by default with your OS, that takes over when your PC thinks you're not using it any more.

Some screensavers are cute, like Viking Kittens, and some have a purpose, like Make Love Not Spam, but most are just unimaginative lameness that installed by default with sWindles.

by Downstrike December 1, 2004

Screenager

A term to describe someone who is on their phone when in conversation with you. They act like a teenager.

Jess, you need to pay attention. Stop looking at TikTok and pay attention to me. Stop acting like a screenager….

by finnrmyman December 9, 2022

Calvert Screenname

n.

A secondary AIM or AOL screen name set up intentionally to talk to people in your life who you'd prefer not seeing your normal comical or revealing away messages and/or buddy info profiles.

i.e; A screen name set up to talk to Mom, Dad, Grandma, Professor Thomas, or anyone else in your life that you dont want to know your having a jerk-circle friday night.

sentance:

christian_smilez: hey tim
Timber4limber: who this?
christian_smilez: ashley
Timber4limber: oh...
Timber4limber: wheres the pics of last night?
Timber4limber: dogz said they were in your proflie
christian_smilez: they are but this is my Calvert screenname i had to talk to gram
Timber4limber: oh

by Personal_preference September 26, 2005

screensaver

A term used by newbs/noobs to describe an OS wallpaper

(at a school computer) Billy! DON'T change the screensaver!!

by pmarriott May 22, 2008

The Screensaver

This is a sexual move in wich the girl is giving the guy oral and he gives her a facial, Then he takes a computer moniter and wacks her in the face multiple times.

Person 1: So how was that screen saver last night??

Person 2: mumble........

Person 1: What did you just say??.......WACK!!!!

Person 2: .... WOW you would do The Screensaver to me again!

by Mario : ) May 19, 2010