shit through a screen door

An extremely runny, liquidy shit that would pass completely through the screen of a door, if the opportunity arose.

"Drinking too much of that fancy beer makes me shit through a screen door."

by Kristi go January 13, 2007

about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

by shakneekwa October 14, 2005

banged me like a cheap screen door

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.

I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.

by Vanesca April 18, 2012

Gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane

I'm going to fuck you like crazy

I'm gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane!

by CorvetteChris June 30, 2016

i wanna bang you like a screen door

To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;))

*usually said to a girl from the guy*

Baby, i wanna bang you like a screen door!

by jackie :) August 21, 2006

Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

Screen door stinks

When someone looks so dirty or looks like they come from a dirty house.

His clothes are dirty his hair is a mess it looks like his screen door stinks.

by MissAmerika521 January 25, 2024