(V.) When a girl lays sideways on a bed and you spread her legs vertically while ramming the shit out of her.
by forestman27 September 19, 2011
Get the Excel Spreadsheet mug.A phase made popular through a fight between husband and wife where the husband detailed all of her rejections and responses to invitations for sex in a spreadsheet. Widely considered a relationship WMD. Related "sending him the spreadsheet", "making up the spreadsheet"
"Hey I heard Felicia and Joe broke up, what happened?"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"
by Florida RJ July 22, 2014
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Derogatory term for the grand strategy genre of video games. These games require a significant amount of resource management that boils down to maintaining a macro economy through numbers alone. Spreadsheet simulator can also refer to another kind of strategy game such as an RTS or 4X game as long as resource management is integral to the gameplay.
by my name is not billy December 29, 2020
Get the spreadsheet simulator mug.Similar to writer's block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. Having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the analysis needs to look.
John: "I need to get this analysis done for my boss but I can't figure out how to get started...total spreadsheet block."
Dave: "You're a fucking dork!"
Dave: "You're a fucking dork!"
by thenumbersdork February 24, 2009
Get the Spreadsheet Block mug.A spreadsheet a financial program that was created in the 1980s and quickly became a killer app. A spreadsheet is like a calculator on steroids. Not only can it perform basic mathematical computations but, you can create formulas within the spreadsheet and link the numbers together.
The magical part of a spreadsheet is that when you make a change to one number in the spreadsheet, you can see instantly how it affects the other number(s) on the sheet. In a sense, you can simulate the outcome of a math equation, your money, or anything else that deals with numbers before you actually do it in rl. It is an amazing application.
The magical part of a spreadsheet is that when you make a change to one number in the spreadsheet, you can see instantly how it affects the other number(s) on the sheet. In a sense, you can simulate the outcome of a math equation, your money, or anything else that deals with numbers before you actually do it in rl. It is an amazing application.
Lotus 1-2-3, Microsost Excel, Visicalc are all spreadsheets with Visicalc being the granddaddy of them all
by BMoney June 11, 2006
Get the spreadsheet mug.An activity or game that is strangely compelling despite involving large amounts of number reading, calculations and thinking with relatively little visual stimulation. Thus, it is comparable to spreadsheets, a form of data collection.
"I've been playing a strategy game on my PC a lot recently. It's totally a spreadsheet but I'm having loads of fun with it."
by BeforeJam April 5, 2015
Get the Spreadsheet mug.The act of spreading one's naked body out on the sheets, preferably with one of the opposite sex.
Tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)
Tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)
Past tense example: "I spreadshat the shit outta that ass"
Present tense example: "I can't believe we are finally spreadsheeting!"
Future tense example: "I can't wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!"
Present tense example: "I can't believe we are finally spreadsheeting!"
Future tense example: "I can't wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!"
by The Universers February 28, 2014
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