screwtard

Name for retards that screw you over.

Good name for crazy people driving on roads. Screwtard is a good word for them. Very fitting.

(someone cuts you off)
*SCREWTARD!!!*

by kugly January 14, 2009

sebastard

Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)

dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

by Ashley November 12, 2002

Sarcastard

A fusion of two words: Sarcastic and Bastard. Many bastards are sarcastic and vice versa. Hence this great word which I made up and should have patented, though it will most likely never catch on with the masses.

That guy is such a sarcastard.

by OverThinking March 20, 2004

slastard

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.

"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."

by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008

Scrantander

A bank specialising in the currency of scran.

Bob: "Hey! Did you hear about that new bank, Scrantander?"
Patrick: "Yeah! I opened an account the other day."
Bob: "One hopes those investment scrankers don't get a bit peckish and steal all of our scran."

by Tarquinnious November 4, 2011

spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015