fap scramble

n. or v. the act of closing porn browser windows, putting the lotion away, throwing socks or tissues out of sight, and pulling up your pants up when you hear someone coming towards you whilst you are fapping

"If you're in your room and you hear someone coming just fap scramble like a boss!"

"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"

by courtesy of /r9k/ February 14, 2012

scrambling eggs

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

by the_scrambler November 27, 2014

scramblas

Uber cool new urban pointing game; point at random people - often up close - capture on film and leave laughing... Invented whilst on stag do.

Out last night, laughed so hard at scramblas almost fell over.

by Jonty72 July 23, 2009

the ol’ scrambola

Slang term straight outta the fifties for getting out of somewhere very quickly, as in leaving the scene of a crime or a mischievous deed.

Well we’d better do the ol’ scrambola unless you want to spend the night in jail!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2021

Paradigm Scrambler

Not having a consistant schedule. the term was coined by Morbid Angel guitarist Trey Azagthoth.

"The motto of a paradigm scrambler is 'daytime, nighttime, all primed, continuum time.' One day a paradigm scrambler might wake up at 1pm. The next day he might sleep til 10pm. Or he might stay up for 3 days straight playing videogames being an umberhulk."

by iak sakkath October 24, 2009

fall scramble

The phrase that describes when you are desperately searching for a companion for the cold winter months that can stay in with you and watch movies and have sex.

The opposite of "Spring Cleaning".

On a scale from 1-10, she was only a 7, but considering this is the fall scramble, I had to settle...

by jeru411 October 19, 2008

Scramblette

An omelette stuffed with scrambled eggs.

Too many damn eggs in a scramblette.

by Line cook April 15, 2011