Scotometry

The study of the Scotometer.
Note: See "Scotometer"

I gotta get to my Scotometry class.

I hear studying scotometry takes alot of elbow grease and time in the house.

by Sampson January 24, 2003

sketometer

This is how skets are measured in order of how dangerous they are to 'man' kind and how they should be handled.

Youll know by her reputaion...

They go like a traffic light.


Green: Date that girls shes as inocent as my white sicks.

Amber: 1 nite stand only shes been around a bit, no threat.

Red: AVOID if u value ur sexual health, shes got STDs man.

by Dizzy Blapse January 1, 2004

Shitometer

When you have reached your peak of Shit taken.

My shitometer is almost on E.

by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022

slutometer

A portmanteau of "slut" and "thermometer" that can be used to indicate the unofficial transition from late Winter to early Spring by the visual indicator of attention seeking women immediately going from wearing full pants to short shorts or miniskirts within the span of two days.

The slutometer has indicated that Spring is declared, because I saw nothing but women's ass cheeks hanging out at Wal-Mart today.

by dressingtothe9s February 25, 2025