Scotchtoberfest 

Akin to Oktoberfest, an annual New Orleans event begun in 2001 celebrating scotch, the water of life, but also involving food, beer, wine, and other spirits.

Everyone looks forward to Scotchtoberfest, a chance to polish off a white cadillac and talk to some beautiful women.

Scotchtoberfest by MoonlightBen August 13, 2005

scotchopotamus 

Someone who is committed to drink scotch exclusively throughout the night.

Hey man, you want a beer? Nah, I'm good. I'm scotchopotamus tonight.

scotchopotamus by sacko14 January 17, 2010

Scotchhobble 

Punishment, one person (with genitals) is sat on a stump while another person with a hammer and nails proceeds to nail the person’s scrotum to the stump. Then push said person backwards off the stump

My uncle Jerry told me he would “scotchhobble” me if I got into his liquor cabinet again.

Scotchhobble by McNichols March 14, 2024

scotthopper 

Tall person with mad magic (and karate) skills who is able to create another (shorter) person from thin air, just by crouching down in a hug stance.

It's good to be a scotthopper, doing a roundhouse kick to the noggin!

Did you see that scotthopper make that shortie appear?

scotthopper by scubajulz April 10, 2010

Scotchjob 

When a person gives a handjob with tape wrapped around their hand sticky side out.

Dude my dick kills after that scotchjob last night.

Scotchjob by along123 October 31, 2011

scotchmosis 

A process by which Scottish influence passes through to the a non-native Scotsman or non-Scottish person via binge-watching scottish tv shows.
Examples:

-unexplained increases in desire for alcohol, Tennent's and

-a crippling depression triggered by lack of local sources of Irn-Bru

-unexplained increases in propensity for foolish violence
-oonespleane fluxuatiouns en speech pattaerns

Yes, I have seen every Burnistoun episode 4 or more times.

The Limmy show is basic knowledge.

No, I can't* explain why I bought 48 cans of Tennents and a case of Irn-Bru; it's like my Scottish heritage has increased dramatically, through scotchmosis, as it were.

* subs. ("can'nae")

scotchmosis by SndIrnBru May 27, 2020