Smorgasmborg

A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.

Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.

Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!

Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
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Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.

Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.

by Norwegian Merovingian August 13, 2012

Smorgasm

an orgasm caused by smoking marijuana

I just had a fucking smorgasm from from those headies

by Sirkneigh March 17, 2009

I-told-you-sorgasm

The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.

Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.

by Planeswalker_ March 31, 2009

Snorgasm

What occurs when the Snorgtees ad appears on your computer screen.

Those Snorgtees shirts are ugly but the model was so hot i got a Snorgasm.

by IWFP November 3, 2010

Scoregasm

The yelling, screaming, moaning, grunting ect. associated with a particular team scoring during a game, especially after a tense moment of the game

(announcer):"Three seconds to go in the game.."
(announcer):"They need this field goal to win..."
(announcer):"ITS UP..."
(announcer): "ITS GOOD!"
(person #1):"OH YES! YES! YESS! OMG I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA MISS IT!! WHEW!"
(person #2): "WOW you havin' a scoregasm over there??"

by WhoDey12 October 4, 2009

Snorgasm

When you fake an orgasm so you can (finally) go to sleep.

I was so tired last night that I had a Snorgasm so I could finally go to sleep.

by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016

smorgasm

The feeling one experiences immediately after consuming a freshly made s'more dipped in milk.

1. Oh my gosh I just smorgasmed.
2. Mason: What is this incredible sensation I am experiencing right now?
Ryan: Don't fret, you're just having a smorgasm.

by Sam the Shrimper December 16, 2008