Scooties

(noun) Generally used when referring to tonsil stones. This umbrella term can also be used to cover the various types of hardened deposits that accumulate on or inside the human body.

(1) Due to his abnormally large tonsils, Kyle has to remove scooties on a daily basis.

(2) Kyle “So how did your mole removal go today?”

Chelsea “Better than expected! Turns out it was not a mole at all, just a big scootie!”

by BeardedRedGiant October 1, 2018

scooty

When a cat, dog, or other household animal drags its rear end across a rough surface such as grass or carpet in order to clean off fecal matter.

"Mom, get the carpet shampooer! Fluffy scootied again!"

"I awoke this morning to find that my dog had left diarrhea and scooty marks in various locations throughout the house."

by Chris Jasper December 30, 2008

scooty

A state in which one must leave in an abrupt fashion.

"Hey guys, looks like my car is about to be towed. I'd better get scooty."

by Exploding Tree January 10, 2009

Scooty

A person who is very salty and considered a bully. Tries to protect his reputation by yelling at people to delete things that expose him, and can reduce someone to tears.

Person 1: "Man, that guy is an asshole. He's like Keemstar, being salty all the time."
Person 2: "Yeah, hes a total Scooty."

by A pyrocynical/leafy fanfag June 21, 2016

Scooty

A Scooty is not neccesarily a promiscuous woman, but a woman who flaunts her attractive, curvaceous body by wearing skimpy clothing and booty shorts.

Damn Ronnie, check out La'Tisha! She done been the finest Scooty on this block for a minute!

by Thewhitedanielglover January 21, 2015

Scooty

The nickname of Scott Allen Allen, who works at Sbux and is about Yay high high and has curly dark brown hair. He's a badass muthafuck. True

Scooty does not perform with legendary service at Sbux, but still, he a mUthafuck. Yeah

by Jerf November 28, 2004

Scootie

The Shits.. Trots.. uncontrollable diarrhea.

T.O.N.: Hey man, are you ok
T.O.D.: Yea, I'm good. That draft bud light last night gave me the scooties..
T.O.N.: I'm sorry to hear that bro.. the trots are the worst

by Dank Raccoon December 25, 2017