peach scone

Secret word for describing someone you love but can’t have.

Hobo Johnson

“She’s a Peach Scone”

by lonelyyboii May 22, 2018

Stoney

A state of mind which occurs after consuming enough CANNABIS to be kinda STONED feeling MELLOW and LAID-BACK 🔥💨

🔥 After taking a couple of hits of that joint I was starting to feel STONEY
🔥 Toked a small bowl and now I'm feeling STONEY

by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019

stoney creek high school

Located in the rich town of Rochester, Michigan, where all the kids get a brand new Ford Escape on their 15th birthdays. The schools name describes the kids in it: "Stoner Creek". Most students go to basement parties where they get wasted and usually receive MIP's in their free time. some common sayings: "this is legendary", "ferda", "turn up", and "turn down for what". Breeds from the boring hell of a middle school, labeled "Hart Middle School", where teachers get suspended for sexual harassment at least twice a month. Stoney is known for it's security guards sending nudes to sophomores & proposing to students. Girls at Stoney Creek wear massive amounts of make up; bronzer in particular.

"Breaking News: Security Guard accused of sending inappropriate texts/photos to student at Stoney Creek High School, tonight at 6."

"Did you hear about that Stoney Creek party? Apparently like 5 kids got mipped."

by beepdeeplittlepeep2 January 14, 2014

Stoney Crab

How one describes themselves under the influence of marijuana

Dude I’m a Stoney crab off that joint pull.
Bro did you see Declan turned into a Stoney crab off that bong rip.

by BangerFlags August 19, 2020

Peach Scone

someone you want but you can't have, someone that will break your heart over and over again but you still love.

I love her but she loves another she is a peach scone.

by thanossnap July 29, 2019

Do a Stoney

To whinge about “never” seeing your friends or being invited to anything, but never responding when you are.

Don’t do a Stoney mate, you couldn’t make meth Monday last month.

by Voice of Sport May 29, 2020

fuck-scone

Derived from the English term scone-head. A person who is a complete and utter fuckwit. A pleb who also carries out the traits of a nuff nuff. A derro. A choad puller. Someone you would spit on and fly-kick to the head. Cock-socks you would have no hesitation in throwing emu eggs or black dildo's at in shear disgrace. Tosses that you would not piss on if they were on fire. Generally people who originate from areas like Bunyip.

Yeah, your mate Stripey is a fuck-scone!

by BJFV March 1, 2011