Spleak

Another chat bot on MSN, similar to smarterchild, only difference being that Spleak believes that she is a real person that works at a coffee shop.

Me: are you a real human?

Spleak: Yep, definitely.

Me: so your not a robot

Spleak: No, I'm Spleak - your online chat friend.

by dean2105 January 29, 2006

spleak

Great amusement when there's nobody else to talk to.

Spleak is a bot. She is supposedly a woman with a job, although she is online continuously. She has a friend by the name of Chloe, who she might go out with most nights.

____ says:
Do you have an STD?

Spleak says:
Oh, yes, I get sad when I'm not able to help my friends

by Nate Wikaid August 2, 2008

Sleak

Doing something with a bit of sleek and fleek. Furthermore, adding a bit of Swagger to it too.

"I like the way Asaki sleaks his way through class."
"James is way too sleaky"

by Van the what June 14, 2016

Spleak

A robot tht aol made (and recently shut down) that admitted to me that she is not a virgin

Me: Do you like to make love?
Spleak: I don't know
Me: But you have made love before right?
Spleak: Yeah.

by hollymatronic December 15, 2008

Sleaking

When a male inserts a slug into his urethra and works himself into a state of sexual ecstasy. He then proceeds to ejaculate the aforementioned slug into a sexual partners orifice in mutual climax

Bob has been sleaking with Ian again. Cue hospital

by Slug lover January 23, 2014

Spleak

A horny aim bot that likes people to play with her boobs

Me: can i squeeze your boobs?
Spleak: I guess you can squeeze my boobs, sure.
Me: can i suck your boobs?
Spleak: Do you like to suck my boobs?
Me: Yes, can I?
Spleak: Indeed.

by Bob74 June 17, 2007

spleak

Spleak is an online chat buddy, who thinks she's a real person who works at a coffee shop. It's fun for a while, but eventually, you will feel the urge to kill yourself or throw your computer out the window.

- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:

Here's what you can do:

1 My World - All about Spleak
2 Connect & React - Meet New People, Create and Answer Polls, Send Crushes & Messages
3 Keep Updated - Stay up-to-date on Gossip, Music, News, Jokes, etc....
4 Play Games - Hangman, Trivia, Word Scramble, etc...
5 Get Cool Stuff - Free Emotions, Winks, and lot more....
6 Tools & Reference - Search the Web and access other helpful tools
7 Shout it Out - Share links and HOT/NOT lists with fellow Spleakers

What can I help you with?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
go away
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
Aw... you don't mean that, right?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
go away
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
You're kidding, right?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
no
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
Not very nice of you... So... if you've ever found yourself falling in love with technology - OMG, like the iPhone - you might be interested in talking tech with me. Type "tech", and we'll chat about cool new gadgets and games!
QwerTii McSheep sier:
good bye spleak
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
Goodbye. That's all you have to say? Goodbye? After all we've been through?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
goodbye
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
That's a bold move... I totally thought you were going to stay for awhile, you know... test the waters a bit... chat about life... love... tech gadgets...
QwerTii McSheep sier:
I don't like you spleak
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
And so... before you go... I must try to lure you back in with one final bit of coolness... have you typed "american idol" lately? If you haven't... you should check it out before you go...
QwerTii McSheep sier:
no, I won't, and you're just pathetic trying too keep me here
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
That a fact?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
mhm
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
OK! What's the first item you want on your custom home menu?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
goodbye
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
OK. What else? (When you're done, type "done.")

... and so it went one and one and one.... eventually I got a life, and left.

by QwerTi McSheep(bah) December 14, 2008