german schmear

Verb. When one rubs a white substance(jizz) to cover up an existing facade (face).

Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.

by Wealcattty October 15, 2017

Schmeat

Schlong Meat

guy 1: How much schmeat you got?
guy 2: Enough

by Fish Drowned March 1, 2021

schmear

1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.

1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

schmeail

a term for passing the vape on the low low

“yo dawg can you pass the schmeail”

by schmeailgod46 March 29, 2022

packing schmeat

Having a massive dick

That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat

by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019

The Schleapop

A name for the best gamer. Used on Xbox Live

The Schleapop Is always on top

by The Schleapop January 2, 2009

Schylar

A really beautiful girl. Be careful with her because once you mess up she’s gone. She’s the smartest girl you’ll ever meet and she’s super athletic. She is SUPER goofy but watch it cause she has a temper. She is so caring and thoughtful. She is super hardcore and maybe a little pushy but only because she wants you to do well. But she wants herself to do the best because she is sooooooo competitive.

Wow you’re so lucky bro you got a Schylar

I know thanks man

by Hi I'm chicken July 27, 2018