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Schwing!

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.
Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!
by Ken December 1, 2002
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feng schwing

1. n. The art or practice of positioning objects, especially home furnishings, based on a belief in patterns of yin and, more importantly, yang - and the flow of chi that have positive effects on whether or not you're likely to score.

2. n. Interior design for "gettin' some".

see also schwing
"Chaz had his room re-done according to basic principles of feng schwing. Leopard print satin sheets, a flowing canopy, lots of pillows, ambient lighting, easy-reach black lacquered nightstand that cleverly hides......stuff you need to reach easily......and fuzzy bunny slippers - for those inevitable ackward moments... Unfortunately, he ignored the first and foremost success principle of feng schwing - MOVE OUT OF PARENT HOUSE!"
by Hope_Kissit May 3, 2007
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Schwing

Swchwing (v.)(sh-wing)

To give or to acheive an erection. Past tense:Schwung (as opposed to the common incorect form schwinged). In old english used as schwingeth. May also be used as an onomatopoeia.
Schwinger: One who inspires the erection.
Schwingee: One who receives an erection.
All of the above can only be used in a masculine context.
Origin: Wayne's World (movie)
1. Alas the schwungen slong!
2. Dost thou schwingeth thine slong at me?
3. "Nice tits...schwing", said the schwungen elf.
4. Schwing me please, thou beautious schwinger. Let me be your schwingee!
by Dr.Badfish's Minions December 30, 2005
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Schwingendorfic

Awesome, being of Schwingishness, cool, teacher, wise
That dude was totally Schwingendorfic!!!
by The Student 1854 April 16, 2009
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Ka-Schwing

It's the word Scwing with a "Kah" sound at the beginning.
Used to identify a woman who is not only obscenely smokin' hot, but gives you a boner so fast and hard that it hits your zipper with the force of a bullet and causes a lot of pain.
Dudeski 1: Dude, did you see that girl at the mall yesterday?

Dudeski 2: Yeah, my dick Ka-Schinged so hard I think I ripped off some skin. I even shouted "Ka-Schwing"!

Dudeski 1: So that's why you fell over. And it explains the groin cast.
by The Nobody. January 29, 2009
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Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.
"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."
by Tom May 12, 2004
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Schwing Demon

The most attractive woman in the vicinity. Also the highest way to describe a woman in the schwing caste system. Schwing, Schwinger, SCHWING DEMON
Dude look at that chick over there! She is a schwing demon!
Schwing Demons are swinging from ceiling at this joint!
by ChrisTomato September 15, 2009
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