Jon Schrope

a short little dude who is obviously a beast and gets all the ladies. He gets straight A's but still couldn't get you something off the top shelf. Ask him about anything, even say hi to him and he'll tear you to shreds because he's vicious. Overall you pretty much wanna have this guy on your side.

Look! It's a Jon Schrope!, quick lets hide up on that bookshelf.

by urban dictionarier 123456789 November 11, 2010

Schroped

Getting a handjob or blowjob that ends with a hot mess on the recipients face.

Although most men believe nothing worse could ever happen to them, some men actually enjoy the act.

Dave: Did you hear about Adam? He totally got on that hottie from last weekend.

Mike: Yeah, but I heard it didn't end so well for him.

Dave: What do you mean?

Mike: I heard he totally got Schroped.

Dave: Poor guy... Has he recovered yet?

Mike: No.

by Dirty W D January 12, 2010

Schnope

A classic phrase combining the words "so" and nope". Used when you are too busy to say so-nope or not wanting to trade away your fantasy basketball team players. Use only if Jewish.

Steve: Hey man, I just picked up Rafer Alston.
Osman: Really, you sucker, will you trade him to me?
Steve: SCHNOPE!!!

by Osman123 March 17, 2008

schoopeighdewpahlah

adj: all feelings and moods experienced at school.

gosh darn! school is so schoopeighdewpahlah right now!

by axospectral April 5, 2022

schloperty

the unmistakable "schloperty" sound of a turgid tallywhacker being deftly withdrawn from an extremely well lubricated lady’s front bottom.
describing a lady with a very moist vagina

john "i went a got myself hooked up with a 'ho"
fred "how much did the schloperty cost"
Dave "Damn woman!! how schloperty is your minge.."

by Arnold J Rimmer September 24, 2005

schwoegler

an irratated and infected coin purse or sack o nuts

that nasty chick gave me oral sex and now i think i have a schwoegler

by grundle812 January 12, 2008

Schwode

An attractive Christian woman

Dude, Abby's a Schwode

by Chumbles October 29, 2019