Schwetty balls

Schwetty's balls, from Saturday Night Live.

I can't help but notice your balls are a little mishapen..
I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball..
Noone can resist my Schwetty balls.
Mmmmm.. balls

by Guerin Platte November 4, 2006

get schwifty

to take of your pants and your panties then sh*t on the floor

awww yeah! you got to get schwifty!!
- rick and morty

rick Sanchez

by 432_evyn August 3, 2017

Schwitter

A Swiss-German name, indicating a supreme level of sophistication and coolness.

"Wow, that guy over there is supremely sophisticated and cool. He must be a Schwitter."

by delightfulcrab June 11, 2008

schwifty

Defecating on the floor.

Take off your pants and your panties. Shit on the floor, time to get schwifty in here.

by Mr. Bulldops January 9, 2016

Schmitty

1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.

2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.

1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."

2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."

by earlsgarage May 6, 2006

Schmitty

A GIRL WHO THINKS THERES NO GRAVITY AND THINKS THE WORLD IS FLAT

I feel like schmitty sometimes

by Colour May 31, 2016

Get Schwifty

To take off one’s pants and panties, and then proceed to take a shit on the floor.

♫ Take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor. Time to get schwifty in here. ♫

by Anonymous5465113075 October 31, 2019