Scheffin'

~verb- To inhale excessive amounts of pot smoke all day.

Damn Casey, your mom hella thinks I'm scheffin'

Damn "B" i'm scheffed!

Damn that bitch can scheff

Damn, what would scheff do

Damn, this smells kinnda scheffy

Damn, fucking scheffers right?

Damn, karl keeps it the scheffest

Damn, i would scheff that for free

Damn, A. "you scheffed Mary?"

B. "Hardly even scheffable at best"

Damn, ...

by lil'_scheffer December 29, 2009

Schnuffing

A combination of kissing, nuzzling and sniffing all at the same time.
Usually done to cute fluffy animals.

Derived from the German word "schnuffi" which translates as "fluffy"

I really want to schnuff that panda's fluffy tummy.
That kitty is so schnuffy, look at his adorable face.
Every day I give my fat bunny a good schnuffing.

by Hannarr January 4, 2011

scheifing

scheifer is shitting in ones ear for pleasure. It's not very common but some people (mainly faggots and kenny) do this sort of stuff. Old people from Russia do this constantly. It is a tradition amongst their people and heritage. But all of the people in America (besides kenny) think that stuff is gross but funny.

1. Hello old russian lady...do you wanna have a scheifing party?

2. Kenny just got scheifed by his mom.

3. Josh just got scheifed violently by his cat.

by Brandon Zimmerman & Brandon Young April 17, 2007

Schwebbing

The arm-flailing dance or any bodily motions done by a person or persons who have recently walked headlong into a spider's web.

You see a person walking in the distance, possibly between two trees, and you observe them suddenly schwebbing, flailing about wildly, attempting to rid themselves of the web now covering their head or body.

by Brandon Parent March 29, 2007

Schleffing

1.When a reptile or bird sheds its skin or feathers.

2.The time of the month, when the female uterus goes through menstruation.

1.My bird is schleffing.

2.Jill is going through her schleffing period.

3.My bird, Jill, is schleffing.(using an english accent with this phrase, may cause confusion)

by Craigster February 11, 2008

Schweezing

To snort cocaine or other substances through ones boner, sometimes refers to food.

Matt's party's were alway's lit, he had a schweezing room with mountains of cocaine like scarface.

To fully experience the pallet one must schweeze their food from time to time.

by GurrenAiden July 30, 2016

Sheffing

When you can not read or spell.

Damn not again, Eyon is sheffing again

by Batmanry June 7, 2019