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schwarked

To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked
That dude is so schwarked right now.
by Whip1326 March 30, 2017
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Schweppes

1. Marijuana
Related: (Schweppsing) The act of smoking Marijuana
Neil: Yo you down to shiggity schweppes tonight?

Juice: No, I'm a puss.
by Linda Richman January 14, 2009
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schlong-schlapped

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.
Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.
by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007
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Schwasted Scale

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!
-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky
by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009
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Schlapperhippel

To undertake research or analysis, but not follow up on any of the outcomes or recommendations.
To ensure this expensive organisational evaluation isn’t a schlapperhippel, we need to ensure that we remain engaged and take action to address the findings.
by Retchid August 23, 2018
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scrapped

1. verb (past tense). to have gotten into a physical altercation with another person

2. verb. discarded

3. verb. to have broken a large piece of machinery such as a car down for spare parts or for the metal.
1. Last night at the bar, Jim drunkenly hit on Matt's girlfriend, so Matt and Jim scrapped in the parking lot.

2. It was a good idea but too expensive, so the idea had to be scrapped.

3. My car was fubar so I scrapped it at the junkyard.
by Marc February 25, 2004
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Schwasted

Drunken state usually acheived by consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting

originated at VT.
"dude they are so f-ing schwasted!"
"I'm schwasted"
"I'm so schwasted im gonna boot"
by germanface November 9, 2003
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