Schwanson

The male reproductive system.

My schwanson is longer than my leg.

by jesse graham December 22, 2003

Schwanged

To be turned on.

Melissa's skirt totally had me schwanged last night.

by Big_Bird February 10, 2009

Schwangers

When something is supercool and happening.

a party can be Schwangers cos its so hot.....

by Sharendra Panday November 29, 2006

schwanger

A female that has many sexual encounters with more than one male. A synonym for slut !

A schwanger is a female hooking up with randoms randomly.

by Romeo12345 January 29, 2009

Schwang Tang Bang

The ancient art of the aggressive destruction of a vagina by a penis leading to its collapse. Through rigorous training one may perfect it and evolve into the "final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang" - this can lead to the collapse of all vaginas across the universe.

Guy 1: Yo bro how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: I gave her the schwang tang bang last night
Guy 1: shit that must have been tough for her
Guy 2: Nah she's lucky I didn't unleash the final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang.

by Schwang Tang Bang Lord May 11, 2016

schwanger

schwanger/schwanking can refer to a person or an act. If schwanger is used in reference to a person, it is an; filthy, dirty, trashy individual. One must avoid engaging in any activities with this repulsive individual by all means.
Schwanging is most of the time something vulgar of nature. Most offen masturbation.

1) That guy looks like he just came out of a dumpster, he is most definitely a schwanger.

2) Where is Peter? Is he schwanking again?

by mandem123 October 4, 2016

Schwang

Schwang The act or motion of performing a punch. When someone is fighting it can be common for spectators to yell schwang as one is throwing a punch.Similar to yeet.

Friend 1: He was talking mad shit about you.
Friend 2: Yeah I’m bout to Shwang on his ass.
Or
Fighter:(throws punch)
Spectator: SCHWANG!!

by Yeet6921 November 11, 2018