schwance

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

by Salvo September 21, 2005

Schwantz

Slang-ish German word for the male organ. Literal translation is "tail".

I threw her the ol' Schwantz and she murmured: "Ja, das ist gut" ;-)

by Philip York-Hunt January 26, 2009

Schanal

In anal sex, when the girls craps all over the mans wedding tackle... this is schanal

Bob and Shirley were engaging in hot anal sex... when Shirley accidently "shat" on his dingleberries... "OH CRAP" he cried, for he realised he had just been Schanaled./

by Dingleberry_lover July 12, 2008

Schwaaan

(v.) to have sex with someone

1. "Wanna schwaaan?"
2. "I schwaaaned this chubie last night after a big sushi dinner."

by Sushi Brothers November 2, 2008

Schwang wang wang

Used to punctuate a particular awful joke. Often followed by the name of the world renowned conservative blogger and youtube.com enthusiast, Debbie Schlussel.

Debbie ~ "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk ~ "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"

by Sir Cumcision September 10, 2009

schwantz

A slang term for male genitalia

I once posed naked for a photography class, and now my schwantz is all over the internet.

by Detroit_Jay July 18, 2005

schwanz

German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis.
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)

Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".

My Schwanz is getting hard.

by kegmeister June 1, 2004