Schwagger Napper

Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.

Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.

by fezzyone October 8, 2011

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Shit schwaggling

The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.

“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”

“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”

by Doogaloog January 6, 2008

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schwagger

Somone who always buy's, and smokes low grade marijuana.

"dude all that allen kid smokes is schwag, hes such a schwagger."

by Dankins February 25, 2008

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Schwaggle

A pack or group of people who's median weight is greater than 260 lbs each. Usually spotted near food courts.

I felt the earth tremble, but then I noticed the Schwaggle over in the food court.

by FUPA HUNTER August 7, 2011

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Schwagg Muffin

A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.

Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.

by Da Moustafocka March 14, 2009

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