Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.

One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010

schwarked

To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked

That dude is so schwarked right now.

by Whip1326 March 30, 2017

Schmacked

When you are overly high or drunk. This can be from several things ranging from nicotine to weed to lean to alcohol. To know if you are schmacked look yourself in a mirror and see if you can stand still. If this objective is failed then your SCHMACKED.

Mike Hunt : yo dawg I was schmacked asf last night.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.

by whiteguy420 December 24, 2018

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

shacket

A cross between a shirt and a jacket similar to the apparel of builders.

Hey hans, take off that sexy shacket and come on over here baby.

by crumply June 11, 2006

schmackel

Schmackel is the sound that Smegma makes during sex!

When your knocking the back out of it and you hear Schmackel - schmackel - schmackel - schmackel, your hearing smegma in action ;)

by n7v.net August 28, 2008

schwickata

it's that new new. That new 6 with a kit and rims? schwickata. Shorty with that booty standing right over there? shcwickata. Anything that was whoa in 2000? schwickata. Extra life in donkey kong country returns? schwickata. Ain't heard it? Feel bad for you then homie, step that street game up kid.

- you talk to shorty last night?

- yeah kid, got some dome on the way home.

- yeah? how was that?

- schwickata.

by papi (rico) January 11, 2011