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Schumer

a person of the Jewish persuasion who argues everything will be okay if we just let the Nazis have their way
You're just gonna roll over like that... what a Schumer!
by SoylentGrin March 14, 2025
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Schumer Paradox

A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.
P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox
by Wodentheallfather April 9, 2022
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Schumer Humour

A term used to describe low quality jokes or remarks, which are generally considered not funny.
It can also be used to describe over used, or copied comedic remarks.

Derives meaning from the famously appalling comedian, Amy Schumer
Aiden: "I find this particular thing to be un-funny."
Brad: "Yes, it's just Schumer humour."
by wordshot December 7, 2018
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Schumer Humour

A phrase that is said or given out loud when an individual makes an unfunny remark or joke- That of something Amy Schumer would make.
Teacher: What is the day today?
Person#1: Febuary 11th
Person #2:SCHUMER HUMOUR!!!!
by ThatCurlyHairedKid March 11, 2021
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Schumer Humour

A phrase that is said or given out loud when one makes a particularly unfunny remark, ironically used for comedic affect.
Teacher: What is the date today?
Person #1: Febuary 11
Person #2: SCHUMER HUMOUR!
by ThatCurlyHairedKid March 11, 2021
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Schumer Syndrome

When one of your boys thinks they’re a comedic genius, but really a lame ass cornball. Just like Amy Schumer.
“We got a floater
So funny , gang u need to test for Schumer Syndrome
by Ahhhh12345 November 17, 2025
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Amy Schumer

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.
by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021
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