schwalenberg

1. a freshman
2. an obnoxious freshman
3. dumb blonde
4. a human being with revoked speaking privaliges

for other defenitions, see loser

look at that schwalenberg.... it's talking, put it in the corner!

by Murgs May 9, 2006

schmalenberg

A friendly and funny friend. This person will stick with you till the end. However, don't underestimate this person because they are very smart. This person can also be a dumb blonde/red head. This person can also betray you.

Oh my god, Schmalenberg is so annoying.

Schmalenberg is such a good friend!

by Fortniteb3 June 3, 2018

scharenberg

Very cool amazing last name for people who are just better than you wayyyyy better

I wish I was like that guy who has the last name scharenberg

by Gaming Truck June 14, 2022

Edward Schoenberg

An incredibly attractive aspiring model based in the midwest. Every living women would love to have intercourse with him however he is an intellectual who believes in true love.

I wish i was getting fucking pounded by Edward Schoenberg right now.

by Swiss Peppercorn Burger January 25, 2021