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schroedered

To be delayed or inconvenienced whilst travelling, especially at an airport.
Katie missed her connecting flight because her inbound flight was late, she was well and truly schroedered.
by John Lee Pettimore May 17, 2017
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Schroeder

Schroeder actually likes Lucy back because he's a tsundere but yall aint ready for that conversation
by koreandaaa February 8, 2021
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Michael Schroeder

Me to the bartender: Hi, I would like a Michael Schroeder.
by Don't be Variable be Constant November 7, 2020
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Schroeder

When a girl and her guy are making out, she pushes him down to eat her out. Then he wants his turn, but instead of going down on him she starts to use her hands. She indian burns his dick until he starts to ejaculate blood. Then she uses the bloody semen as lubrication on a dildo and fucks him up the ass.
Oh hey, my boyfriend and I did the new cool thing, schroeder, last night, and it was awesome.
by Someone3221 December 29, 2007
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schroedering

schroedering is the act of lurking, or creeping. Usually refers to people creeping others out or eavesdropping on other people's conversations.
"Hey Jim, are you going to that party tonight?"
"Hold on Steve, Chace over there is schroedering us."
by dj schrotz October 21, 2011
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Schroedinger's Cat

Is a cat in an isolated box that has a 50% chance of getting killed in the next hour due to a quantum event - such as a particle decaying with 50% chance, and which will release a poison that will kill the cat. If the particle does not decay, then cat will remain alive.

Schroedinger/Einstein claimed that after an hour with the box lid closed, the cat must be either dead or alive, each with 50% probability - this is just common sense. Bohr/Heisenberg claimed that with the lid closed, the cat is neither alive nor dead, but 50% alive AND 50% dead at the same time. That is the cat is in 2 mutually exclusive states at the same time!

Bohr's position is the "Principle of Superposition" and is central to quantum physics.

Empirical experments show that Bohr was correct, and Schroedinger wrong - up to a point. If the observer happens to be in the box, he will see what Schroedinger asserts. If the observer is out of the box and cannot see inside the box, then Bohr is right.

So Bohr and Schroedinger were both neither right nor wrong! What irony. The answer is "who is asking". Is the observer privy (entangled) with the cat or not. Note: this is unrelated to the popular concept that "the observer influences the observed". There is no influence by the observer.
You are both right and wrong just like Schroedinger's cat
by Litwitquak January 11, 2008
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Dirty Schroder

A Silver Spoon filled with spooge is flung at your parter's face. Bonus points if completed whilst sporting an engineer's cap.
After your mom hogged down my cock, I tossed her a Dirty Schroder.
by AJ Facial July 22, 2010
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