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Schroeder

When a girl and her guy are making out, she pushes him down to eat her out. Then he wants his turn, but instead of going down on him she starts to use her hands. She indian burns his dick until he starts to ejaculate blood. Then she uses the bloody semen as lubrication on a dildo and fucks him up the ass.
Oh hey, my boyfriend and I did the new cool thing, schroeder, last night, and it was awesome.
by Someone3221 December 29, 2007
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schroedering

schroedering is the act of lurking, or creeping. Usually refers to people creeping others out or eavesdropping on other people's conversations.
"Hey Jim, are you going to that party tonight?"
"Hold on Steve, Chace over there is schroedering us."
by dj schrotz October 21, 2011
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Schoenberger

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009
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Schrögender

A modern, scientifically proven and quantum-mechanically valid interpretation for unpredictable, all-encompassing, non-problematic gender fluidity, cleverly referring to the famous cat thought-experiment by Erwin Schrödinger. Although quantum mechanics is fundamental to the understanding of everything and all, this interpretation has been suppressed by years of oppressive patriarchy. This lead in turn to the most absolutely contrary and wrong interpretation of gender: a binary, rather than infinite, construct that only today's advanced science can hope to bust.
Iain: Hey so, what's your gender? I'm a bit at a loss here and I don't want to trigger anyone...
Me: Oh it's quite simple, really: I identify as a Schrögender. That is, my gender is a quantum superposition of "gender-states" , until said superposition is measured. The wave-function then collapses and a specific gender in a specific point in time can be evaluated.
Iain: So...you don't know your gender until someone asks you?
Me: No, you ignoramus, I am ALL genders and NO genders ALL AT THE SAME TIME until someone asks. Sheesh, get a degree.

Sam: Hey, I'm writing a letter of reference for Charles but I'm not sure of what pronoun to use.
Seamus: Oh, you gotta use He/She/One/They/E/Ey/Hu/Jee/Ney/Peh/Per/Thon/Ve/Xe/Yo/Ze/Zhe.
Sam: Why so many?
Seamus: He/She/One/They/E/Ey/Hu/Jee/Ney/Peh/Per/Thon/Ve/Xe/Yo/Ze/Zhe is a Schrögender.
Sam: Ooooohhhh. Makes sense.
by Falkatore December 5, 2016
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Dirty Schroder

A Silver Spoon filled with spooge is flung at your parter's face. Bonus points if completed whilst sporting an engineer's cap.
After your mom hogged down my cock, I tossed her a Dirty Schroder.
by AJ Facial July 22, 2010
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schmender

Someone passes out and collapses.
Response: Schmender!
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Schroeder classic

The Schroeder classic is when you get dog shit as a topping for ice cream
Guy 1.) Dude I just ordered the Schroeder classic!
Guy 2.) What the fuck is wrong with you?
by Fleff April 24, 2021
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