schramek

An amount of food that is too small to pack up for takeaways, but too large to say "of fuck, I'll just eat it." The exact size of a schramek is different for everyone, depending on what they are able to stuff away after declaring that they are full. You can define an amount of food as any number of schrameks.

"Gosh, I don't want to waste this last schramek of pizza, but I'm so full. Joe, will you eat it?"

example of plural schrameks - "There's about 3 schrameks of egg salad here; anyone want some?"

by schrameklover February 9, 2019

schramming

Repeatedly slicing small pieces of a dish so you can keep coming back and not have to wash the dish.

Joe quit schramming the cake.

by Jdelh25 October 30, 2017

Schrammed

The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity,
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"

Upon getting married to someone named Schram (whom she had known since the 7th grade), Brandy called the friends she had known since middle school and said, "I've been Schrammed".
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)

by Chugwhump July 7, 2005

Schmagma

The cheese that gathers on your forskin.

Shit man I woke up this morning and had so much schmagma I could have made grill cheese.

by Switch16 January 9, 2007

Schrage

pronounced like shroggy. Placing your genitalia against a flat clear surface, usually a window, bathroom door or coffee table. Usually done in order to produce a laugh.

My coworker pulled a schrage on the the bosses window.

by Geek Central December 20, 2006

schramp

to schramp, to catch a spray of something onto ones face. Always a light spray.

The water schramped onto my face.

by James Frost April 20, 2004

Schrammered

To become intoxicated beyond the point of "hammered," "wasted," "schwasted."

Usually includes blacking out and stumbling around while your friends hold you up and basically carry you home. Always ends in a good night.

Oh man that guy can't even walk straight, he must be schrammered

by J Dub Ess July 26, 2010