schpilcus

A Yiddish term meaning to have an attitude or be in a bad mood.

Sammy got some serious schpilcus happening.

by werd_chester August 17, 2006

schminkis

Someone who is a total steller badass.

Wow do you see those girls over there, Allison and Rachelle, there so schminkis.

by schminkis March 7, 2008

shpilkus

shpilkus (SHPILL cuss) noun. Yiddish literally 'Hairpins in the tuchas.' indicates or symptoms of gas, cramping, etc. in the intestines

Mordecai: Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about.
Ma: (To herself: Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...
Mordecai: (To himself: Oh fuck!)
Sue: "Smith" Mrs. Goldfarb.
Ma: Lovely name, what was it before dear?
Ma: (To herself: Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.)
Sue: Before what Mrs. Goldfarb?
Mordecai: (To himself: Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?)
Ma: You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.

by Little Miss Sunshine!! November 10, 2006

shpilkis

Yiddish. The type of boredom that makes you want to scream and jump up and down, as opposed to the type of boredom that puts you to sleep.

By the time I had answered the 200th multiple choice question without a break, I had such a case of shpilkis I wanted to scream and run all the way back to Rumania!

by Mordie April 16, 2006

shpilkes

Could someone please define this, I saw it on a web site once.

What the shpilkes is happening?!
Wow, that sure is a nice looking shpilkes you found.

by cuando December 10, 2004

shpilkas

Noun. Usually refers to something spilled or accidentally placed upon something else which would not normally have that substance on it.

"Damn. I got shpilkas on my gannectagazoint"

by bojangles8885 February 17, 2003

Schwillised

To be so drunk as to think you are Bruce Willis, when you are in fact not Bruce Willis. This level is drunkenness is not to be confused with Melgibsoned when you start to shout antisemitic slurs at local Jews.

Man I got so schwillised last night, yippie kay yay motherfucker!

by DJ Nefario January 11, 2011