thank you schmank you

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.

Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015

schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

by Chooj April 2, 2021

Schwanky

Describing something More than cool, amazing, perfect, the best of the best.

"Man, Kolton is Schwanky!"
"I know, can I be like him?"

by SchwankMaster September 23, 2013

schtankbox

A box with frozen chinese/thai food that needs to be warmed in the microwave for 7 minutes before eating. When done the room stinks for several hours.

Holy shit, someone is definitely having a schtankbox!

by sjchtæenckhbåkhs March 28, 2015

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlank

To spank someone with your schlong.

I gave your mom a schlanking after she ran out of mashed potatoes.

You need to schlank your girl. She's getting a little uppity.

by Brandon from Norman September 14, 2006

schwankadank

1.A high level of cooolness
2. used in exclamatory proclamation when one playa schools anotha playa.

That play was schwankadank

by Jon Shakaka January 26, 2005