schmuckturd

*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally

PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"

by PieCrustEater January 26, 2019

schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.

He's a royal schmuckbait.

by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019

pulled a Schneck

- V - To impregnate a girl whilst intoxicated then vomit on the bed.

Variation: Pullin' A Schneck (present tense)

Man, I was so drunk the other night, pulled a Schneck. There was puke and jizz everywhere.

by Sportn A. Woody August 27, 2009

Schnückem

NOUN or ADJECTIVE; A cute pet name for girl when you consider her to be the most beautiful person in the world. Often used between young couples.
Not to be confused with schnuckems.

Hey schnückem... -or- Chrissie is my little schnückem pi...

by DTR11 August 4, 2009

Schnickel

To make something somebody else's problem; especially regarding money.

To bamboozle someone.
To weazel out of responsibility.

I got totally Schnickeled yesterday. Dude "forgot" his wallet when we went for coffees again!

The Schnickeler got out Schnickeled with the great BBQ debacle of 2019

by BigBert69 March 30, 2020

Schmuck

A stupid fool who does silly things.

Max, what the fuck are you doing you schmuck!

by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018

schmuckaluck

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.

Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.

by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009