Schlobo

A drink consisting of citrus fruits, tequila, and other active ingredients made famous by the Brotherhood of Omega Delta Phi Fraternity Inc.

The origins of this drink dates back to 1987 at Texas Tech University in Lubbock, TX when 7 men of vision decided to form a brotherhood like no other. During the early 1990s, this Brotherhood of Omega Delta Phi Fraternity spread to numerous universities across the nation. One of those new entities being the Delta Chapter at Texas A&M University in College Station, TX in 1991. It was not until the Fall of 1992 at Texas A&M when brother Daniel Romo introduced the first Schlobo to the brotherhood. The Schlobo quickly become popular and is now one of the most sought-after must haves when visiting any ODPhi entity. The Schlobo is still served in it’s classic one gallon container and still tastes as hype as it did back in 1992.

How many Schlobos should we make for 2knight?

by therealest1987 January 4, 2012

Schniblo-Tag

Der Schniblo-Tag ist ein Feiertag der in 2002 in Amerika als Steak and BJ-Day erfunden wurde. Er findet am 14 März statt, er gilt als Gegenteil vom Valentinstag, da am Valentinstag die Frauen beschenkt werden und dann einen Monat später die Männer.
Der Schniblo-Tag setzt sich aus Schnitzel und Blowjob zusammen, die Frau bereitet ein Schnitzel vor welches der Mann dann ist und während er es isst gibt die Frau dem Mann einen Blowjob (Natürlich kann es auch ein Mann mit einem Mann machen und die Frau mit einer Frau)

„Heute ist der Schniblo-Tag, ich muss noch ein Schnitzel kaufen“

„Ich habe es zum Glück schon gestern gekauft muss es nur noch zubereiten“

by prkjsh February 14, 2019

schnoo's law

"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.

A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.

by manny morgan August 5, 2007

schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

by tinwillie June 22, 2011

schnockered

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

Schlobengrinder

When everytime you go out clubbing you get so drunk you start slobbering and grinding with fatties, eventually leading to taking them home.

Dan is the worst schlobengrinder to go clubbing with.

by akaleftwardslopingpenis June 19, 2016

Schnibble

A mythical creature in Boozookian legend that is rumored to create peace and prosperity in times of dire need. A mutant messiah, if you will.

This is a major plot point of the 1994 French computer game 'The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble of Azimuth', which approximately 14 people have played and only 8 have finished.

Alternately, it can be used as an insult, which, in the *real world*, is pretty much the only usage of the word that won't make people question your sanity.....maybe.

One day, the Schnibble will arrive, and free us from oppression...

By the Schnibble's beard, you're really pissing me off!!!

You Schnibble-head!

by Skibs McCullock November 30, 2009