Schnetzenfiegel

when a person has sex with animal then eats it

Robby:i schnetzenfiegeled that bacon i had for breakfast
Ben: Dude, that's fucking disgusting

by BERjesus August 20, 2008

Schmeezed

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.

After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.

by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023

Schnetzenberger

A sexual act consisting of a female humping a guy without penetrating while a male/female midget sucks your dick

"Hey! Robby I heard you got a Schnetzenberger last night."
"Fuck yeah that midget sucked me dry"

by BerJesus June 4, 2008

schneizeleffort

Putting forth the minimum amount of effort required to complete something.

gg sure does schneizeleffort in their Code Geass subs. There are so many errors everywhere.

by Lord of Britannia May 31, 2009

shneeze

In the same vein as shart, only far more terrifying.
A sneeze which forces a little poo out.

I hope that I never shneeze again.
(shneeze again)

by Baron Wasteland September 25, 2005

Schmeezed

East Coast slang meaning high off of the best weed you have...usually krippy/dro

Dude...I am soooo Schmeezed!

by CGiizy August 24, 2008

Schneeebly

The incorrect spelling of the last name of the character Ned from the movie School of Rock. Schneeebly is the way Jack Black's character, Dewey, tries to spell the name on a chalkboard and gets lost after spelling "Schnee" so he adds another "e", then gives up on trying to spell it and erases it.

Person 1: "Is it Schneebly or Schneeebly?"
Person 2: "It's Schneebly with two e's."

by Ethelintrailer January 21, 2009