Schnarf

Adj: A descriptive expression relating to the extreme snugglyness, cuddlyness, or comfortableness of something animate or inanimate. V: To snuggle, cuddle, or become comfortable with something/somebody in an extreme manner.

Adj: "Baby, you look so schnarfable wrapped up in that fuzzy ol' blanket!"
N: "Hey little lady, what do you say we head to the bedroom to schnarf it up for the evening?"

by rhythmicfarts December 24, 2014

Schnarf

To do things inefficiently and unintelligible, resulting in harm to you or other

Did you see Ivan pass out from trying to inflate that basketball with just his mouth? How Schnarf!!

by Drewk005 September 16, 2022

Schnarf

A particular way of talking, or an accent. It involves jutting the low part of the jaw forward and manipulating your tongue in a way that you make a sort of childish "schnarf". Best used to exaggerate what you're talking about something with passion. Form of dialect used mostly in the Pacific North West.

*Schnarf* "Their was this one time where I was hangington out with meh friendzorz and we had the bestest time evarr"

by Warrtastic of the Ebon Blade December 30, 2010

Schnarf

A word that can be put in any dirty or perverted joke.

Or to replace a curse word

I will Schnarf you so hard you Chacarron all over the floor...
What the Schnarf you Schnarfing Schnarfer.

by THE SCHNARFER October 27, 2011

schnarf

A cheap, low quality, home made alcoholic drink made from apple juice and baker's yeast. Brewed (much like wine or beer) to have the highest possible alcoholic content.

That schnarf tastes horrible but it'll get you drunk!

by Popa Skiff June 4, 2009

Schnarf

Sniffing women's bicycle seats

"Mummy, why is that man schnarf -ing your bicycle seat?"
"Because he's a sick and disturbed man, honey!"

"Schnarf, schnarf" (the cat that couldn't talk from thundercats)

by pleber May 13, 2006

schnarf

definately, absolutely, positively, surely

Statement : It sure is hot today....
Reply: Fer schnarf!!!!

by Anonymous June 21, 2003