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schmur

an expression of any possible feeling (can be used in any context) mostly though if you are mad or sad.
When are you going to do your homework?
SCHMUR! I dont like homework!
by Jonathan Leary March 17, 2009
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shmurgy

A demented faguin of the highest order that creeps into your house at night and smells your dick, also on the way out it touches your pets with its elbow.
shmurgy is an ass raping butt pirate that will fuck your dog while you sleep.
by the dacktiss king December 3, 2013
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Schmungus

A silly little item(s) that is often stolen or taken
He stole my schmungus
by @mac0n_bac0n March 4, 2023
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Schmugby

A ball game invented in summer 2005, involving a ball shaped like an 8 (like two balls attached together so it forms an 8 shape), which was stolen from a garden toy called the lo-lo ball. The game involves two teams of 2 or more people on each team, you need a garden or park or somekind of grassy area, and it will need to be divided into two halves.

Now, the aim of the game if to throw the ball so it touches the ground in the oppositions half, because of the odd shape of the ball the are many different moves that you can pull off to make it difficult for your opponent to catch. One of the most effective moves is to "sun" an opponent, this is when you throw the ball high over to the opposition so that the opponent has to look upwards towards the sun, therefore temporarily blinding them resulting in a dropped ball. Another effective move is to “tree” an opponent, this involves throwing the ball into a tree so it drops into the oppositions half, and obviously there are many different variations of “treeing” an opponent.

Early versions of the game included a "lick brick" rule instead of the traditional points scheme. This involved the dropper licking an allocated brick on a barbeque.
Schmugby - Drop the ball, lick the brick. Easy
by Dan Schlong August 10, 2006
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schmorge

1) when you are taking a shower and have especially dry skin and the skin rolls off into these little spongy wet skin balls
2) the little bit of water at the bottom of the shower when you are done that is not quite clear and is full of aforementioned dry-skin-balls. essentially, dead skin cells mixed with shower water.
Check out this really awesome mini-snowman i made out of my schmorge!
by bigtyrone May 10, 2009
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Schmurgle

Extruded styrofoam packing material. The term originally applied to styrofoam in the shape of small, worm-like rods, about 1/4" in diameter and random curvature, that were in use in the 1960's. It use has since been expanded to include plastic packing material of all shapes and composition.
We received a glass bowl in a box well packed with schmurgles.
by wrwetzel September 6, 2009
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schmur

best possible word to explain any feeling you are feeling. A made up word like examples "merp" or "ugh".
any emotion can be tied in with this word.
it is not inappropriate at all or has any secret meaning. it is just a word.
just.a.regular.word.
"Schmur, I am tired"
"I am so happy!! SCHMUR"
by schmurisappropriate October 23, 2013
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