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Schmuck - Someone who is more than an idiot
Luke, you're a schmuck!
by SchmuckCentral February 4, 2019
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schmuckturd

*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally
PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"
by PieCrustEater January 26, 2019
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schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.
He's a royal schmuckbait.
by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019
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Schmuck

by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018
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schmuckaluck

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.
Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.
by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009
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Shush you schmuck

An example of Niko and Chunkz telling people to be quiet for waffling
by Callum A November 30, 2019
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Schmuppin

Female who is fairly easy. They vary from good-looking to haggard and tend to be around more than most prefer. Hooking up with a schmuppin usually occurs when a male is inebriated.
That schmuppin got drunk in my room and puked all over my shit.
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