Schmuckgan

Person who drunkenly posts stupid stuff on Facebook after midnight despite the attempted intervention of his friends.

Schmuckgan is a daily source of comedy with his cogent Facebook posts in the wee hours of the morning.

by Ohyeahr March 23, 2019

schmucktard

1. A total douchebag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone you just want to grab by the throat and punch/headbutt in the face.
3. Clay Aiken.

I saw Clay Aiken on The Tonight Show the other night and man, what a schmucktard that guy is. I wanted to reach though the TV and wring his neck.

by lostaccident September 23, 2006

schmuckalovich

truck sized schlongola

Mr Biggz, the porn star has a schmuckalovich between his legs.

by claudio pommier April 26, 2007

schmucked

to get hit by something or someone

he got schmucked by a car or he schmucked a tree

by josh kisul September 29, 2008

Schmucked

As a verb: to schmuck someone or to be schmucked; to shove someone by their face.

One of the most humiliating moves you can use in a confrontation and/or street fight.

Completely degrades the opponent because their face is being smothered as they are shoved. Shows complete disrespect without actually striking the opponent.

The guy was talking shit, I knew he was a bluffer and wouldn't make the first move, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool. He was humiliated.

by NYGuido September 22, 2010

Schmuckaroo

1) A bouncy, exuberant contemptible idiot

Man, that person is a damned schmuckaroo. I may, in fact, hate them.

by iliketocrack March 30, 2010

Schmuckface

an ugly schmuck

look at that ugly fool! what a schmuckface...

by georgie bear August 7, 2016