Schmosexual

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.

Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!

by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

Ben schlosser

a vary short kid who plays the forest with a tall kid

hey theres Ben schlosser the short kid

by because im short May 4, 2022

Big Schloss

A schloss is a dong that comes in the big and small varieties.

A boy named Justin wearing shorts with a 4-inch inseam hiked a trail in the Blue Ridge Mountains. When he reached the precipice, he was huffing and sweaty. He looked out across the rolling green hills and it was so beautiful, he couldn't believe the sight, and neither could his weiner. It got erect, the tip poking out of his short shorts. When he suddenly felt the fresh breeze down there, he thought, "I couldn't have done this without my big schloss".

by Little Schloss July 22, 2023

schmoosh

to smash, crush or compress

a car accident you schmooshed your car

by al spector May 28, 2007

Classic Schmosby

When you tell someone that you love them way too soon.

That guy pulled a classic schmosby

by CardboardOracle March 9, 2020

schloss

n. To glide the fingers over the testicles collecting ballsweat and -cheese and hold them under the nose whereupon the fingers are huffed and the manly fragrance savored

I was watching a sick Judas Priest dvd when, out of the corner of my eye, I observed the male model/english teacher schlossing.

by catoninetails July 7, 2006

Schmoser

A mild uber insult, comprising a combination of schmuck, schmo, and hoser.

Dude, i was just kidding. dont be such a Schmoser.

My quarterback is really cool with me during practices, but in public settings i just get shunned. What a freakin' schmoser.

by bigmac65 August 8, 2006