Poopy Schmorgüin

A word that you call someone when they are being very annoying or irritating. Adjective.

“Stop annoying me Sam, you’re being a poopy schmorgüin.”

by Therealwords123 December 29, 2020

schnorkus

someone that snorts cocaine from a shag carpet.

He drop his powder off the coffee table and was still able to schnorkus it from the shag carpet.

by von strudelburg August 27, 2013

schnorks

NOT an underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is NOT an underwater creature!!!"

by Spacecow March 8, 2003

The Schmorgusboard Argument

When a woman, over time keeps inside a large amount of small things/events that her partner does that make her angry. One day ultimately climaxed by one single thing/event where the woman unloads all her anger and everything she has saved up, upon her partner thus throwing a schmorgusboard of arguments at them.
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!

Your wife/girlfriend hates the way you drive to far to on side of the road and hate how you leave the toilet seat up and how you will not wash silverware. she holds those pet peeves in until on day you go out with your friends and saty out an hour past the time you said you would be home. when you walk in the door, she unleash a vortex of anger, in the form of The Schmorgusboard Argument by which she gets mad at you for not only staying out bt also they everything else that has been making angry.

by Lyncoln March 21, 2009

schnorks

A strange amalgamation of logic, wit, insanity, indecision, and is one of those people who is somehow is never ever wrong about anything. Doesn't participate in many communities besides IRC (which is okay but come on the TRC forums need more people :( ). In any case he is a very kewl person and is surprisingly hard to summarize properly.

schnorks is a good person to visit if your magic trumpet dispenser is not functioning properly

by AN ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR!!! March 30, 2003

schmookos

Very little in relation to what was expected or needed.

"I really need to pay back debts, but I worked very few hours this month so I'm going to be paid schmookos."

"You ate so much! There's schmookos left for me!"

by Hamish Lindsell-Stewart March 19, 2008

Schmoreos

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Oreos brand. Schmoreos combines soggy chocolate cookies with soured creme filling in a familiar cookie sandwich presentation. Schmoreos are an affordable, inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

Yo, Cornelius whas'up with these rank-ass Oreos!??! Why is this creme filling 'yellow'? Are these expired or are these Schmoreos!??! I ain't eatin' these! Tell your cheap-ass mom to get some real Oreos next time.

by beancrock July 16, 2019