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schnobbler

A man,women, or a Rosie O`donnell who has no care in life and is probly extremely fat and mentaly retarded like the dude who made the first schnobbler above me who took my word schnobble.
You @$8%ing idiot,I told you to feed the puppy in the week I was gone on vacation,now it`s dead thanks to you, you stupid schnobbler!!!!!
by alex 3 December 26, 2008
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Schnobble

2.Another word explaining how that fat guy sitting across from you just ate a whole Big Mac in 2 bites!
2.-jake-Pssst,hey Ron look at that fat guy,thats soooo schnobble!-Ron-I know.
by alex 1 December 26, 2008
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schmodel

A schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).

A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.

A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for makeup!"
by elle renae June 16, 2010
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Schmooblydong

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
by American Dad! November 3, 2013
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schmökelt

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good.
Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt.
by 0leep November 10, 2020
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schmobbin

Driving around with no purpose other than smoking marijuana.
We picked up some dank and went schmobbin around until we were moblazed.
by Derek Hippo May 4, 2008
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Schlobbering

To aggressively, violently, yet lovingly, suck someone penis. Usually involves high amounts of spit.
"Susan was Schlobbering all over my dick last night."
by Schlobbering December 2, 2018
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