schmillion

1. more than alot.
2. a prefix for some words.

1. "he has like a schmillion pairs of those jeans"
2. "i wish i was schmillion-lingual"

by twotimesfour December 17, 2005

schmelf

Random word.

What the schmelf is that?!?

by schmelfboy August 20, 2008

schmilly

to hit a girl really hard in the fanny.

"i just hit chaz really hard in the fanny"
"what? did you schmilly her?"

by Flo&Chaz October 17, 2007

Schmief

A gaseous excretion from the penis.

After she quiefed on her boyfriend, he retaliated with a powerful schmief of his own.

by Stenman May 4, 2004

Schmitfaced

When you drink a whole15 pack of Natty Ice, four 99 proof travel shots, and smoke about 17 cigarettes in 3 hours or less.

Look at him he's crosseyed, stumbling, and mumbling obscene profanities telling people to get off "his street "again, he must be Schmitfaced!

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

Schmile

To say 'smile' but with an italian-jewish accent therefore creating schmile!

*italian jewish person taking a photo* SCHMILE! :D

by Schmileschmuck November 8, 2010

Shmilf

Super hot mother i'd like to fuck

Ms. Fennell, Ms. Hodges, Ms. Lott, and Ms. Vemer are shmilf (s) (And I would like to fuck them at the same time at once anally again twice haha)

by Danth Eman April 4, 2007