Schmitters

To sexuallly humiliate an individual through the means of harsh tickling in the upper body.

I schmittered the hell outta him! "Schmitters!"

by Dr. Schmidt February 11, 2015

Claudia Schiffer

Another way of describing the anus.

Tonight I fancy taking you up the Claudia Schiffer!

by Doctor N November 16, 2009

schnifter

(Brand name) - Variety of metal tube used for the snorting of cocaine

Schnifter can be used in place of a rolled up bank note

by craftygeeza December 15, 2008

schmoofter

an inslut given to one, meaning a shit-poofter
can also be used in a friendly sense, such as:
hows it going ya big schmoofter?

what a schmoofter

by who sucks donkey dick October 25, 2009

Schmarfter

A being that possesses the attributes of someone with a great deal of luck, sliminess, and charm and could probably get away with murder.

Ah, Ben, you're such a fucking schmarfter for getting laid even though you were covered in piss, good work you schmarfter!

by schmarftycunt November 17, 2013

schmistern

to throw someone on the bad while whispering often with the intend to sexually arouse the other person.

Also used to discribe a burn or a good insult

Du hast sie auf das Bett geschmistert./ Du hättest mich nicht mehr schmistern können./ Ich habe mich von dir geschmistert gefühlt.

by Galindanna March 6, 2019

scheiffer

A name that means a person of many talents. Scheiffer is a caring person that makes people laugh, even when not meaning to. People named Scheiffer are a rare type of person.

That Man made me laugh, he must be a Scheiffer.

by Elarson November 22, 2021