a: jack says to tell you that you have no sperm...apparently mountain dew is bad for you
schmidty: Poisonous blashemies!!
Listen not to this heretic
he will soon be silenced
as will his counterpart Eric
schmidty: Poisonous blashemies!!
Listen not to this heretic
he will soon be silenced
as will his counterpart Eric
Guy 1: Yo lets get some pot!
Schmidty: Yea yo
Guy 2: Lets each throw down 5 bucks
Schmidty: Nah son, im running low on cash
Schmidty: Yea yo
Guy 2: Lets each throw down 5 bucks
Schmidty: Nah son, im running low on cash
by El Diablo Magik Man April 03, 2010
This is the celebration name of a giant celebration celebrating Mr. Schmidt working out for the first time in his life.
Yayyyyyy all hail Fitty Schmidty
by clobamacare December 18, 2019
by Guitar lover January 12, 2021
Guy 1: Hey that guy over there has man boobs.
Guy 2: yeah his last name is Schmidt.
Guy 1: Fucking Schmidty titty.
Guy 2: yeah his last name is Schmidt.
Guy 1: Fucking Schmidty titty.
by Frax January 11, 2014
Female ejaculation.
To projectile female ejaculation.
To sputter until "empty."
Often times "diarehha style" femal ejacualation because it sputters.
A first timer's "coming.
To projectile female ejaculation.
To sputter until "empty."
Often times "diarehha style" femal ejacualation because it sputters.
A first timer's "coming.
by MBeezy April 01, 2006
A phrase that many Philadelphia Phillies fans use whenever one of their third basemen can't make a play. The phrase is in refrence to Hall of Fame Phillies third baseman Mike Schmidt, who has 10 gold gloves, his number retired, and probably the best third baseman to ever play the game of baseball. It seems to be used even if the play was impossible to complete. Even for Schmidt.
The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.
The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.
Harry Kalas: And David Wright hits a ground ball over to Wes Helms, and he's...juggling the ball, and, he'll have no throw. Oh boy, Schmidty would have had it.
Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.
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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!
Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.
Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.
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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!
Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.
by Ballantine August 29, 2007