schmexpert

New York Tri-Borough (Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx) area conjunctive term for an individual portraying themselves with a particular demeanor of being both a schmuck and a self proclaimed expert.

"Yo' Joey, you're a real schmexpert aren't 'ya. We don't like your attitude, and you think you know everything."

by Laguna Pete August 27, 2006

schmeik

To smoke a lot of dank OG like a real OG, chya feel? Shmeik = smoke dank weed.

Him: "Hey you wanna schmeik?"
Her: "Only if we shmeik and then skeet"
Him: ????

by OG_Krypton November 14, 2018

schmexy

schmexy, its like sexy, but schmexy (said shh-mex-e) and can mean just sexy, or if its a little more special than sexy, like sexy, and they are a nice man/woman too!

damn, you know whos schmexy?
no, who?
Frances
OH HELL YES

by d{^_^}b Adam August 31, 2006

schmedium

A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large

Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium

by benzino909 March 24, 2010

Schmedium

When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing

Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.

by Ohyeahr May 7, 2018

schmeitz

To bugger off; to get out of here;

cheers guys, i'm schmeitzing

by Dave Feinberg&Dan Rosengarten September 26, 2018

schmenis

An often misunderstood and rarely used form of the word penis. Though it's use is now limited it is ever increasing in poularity.

I got the meanest schmenis.

by David Philip Anderson April 4, 2007