schmender

Congratulations you schmuck douche bag.

Someone passes out and collapses.
Response: Schmender!

by Bob " the Living Schmender" Smith January 11, 2008

schwengel

German slang word for Penis.

Hans hat einen kleinen Schwengel.

Hans has a small Schwengel

by Ze Real German November 30, 2020

Schengen Visa

Visa for All 15 european union countries for tourists and buisness

schengen visa countires includes Germany, Italy, Poland, France, Holland etc.

by Dr SS December 6, 2009

schmegged

The hit before an amount of marijuana is completely finished.

When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.

by padge December 2, 2005

Schmegeggles

This means being smashed or hammered after drinking. However, you have to be the fun kind of drunk to be schmegeggled. If you are any other type of drunk you are not schmegeggled. Schmegeg(s) for short and Schmegeggled or Schmegegged for past tense.

Thomas is sitting on my bed with his dick out, eyes closed, talking to himself about Four Lokos. Schmegeggles? No. Not Schmegegs. When the T-cock disappears, we'll talk.

by bossmastaboss September 24, 2010

Schmendersexual

A girl or woman who finds herself attracted exclusively or mainly to homosexual men, normally because of their taste in clothes and style.

Jane could never get a date, because she was schmendersexual.

by Aequus May 1, 2006

Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.

That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017